just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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