Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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