I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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