in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Be still, my beating vagina.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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