idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
