ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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