I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
try to milk me bitch
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