Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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