That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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