Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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