Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I know her cup size but not her name....
the raccoons are back...
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