Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize