STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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