I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
My dad is sitting where you rode me
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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