"it" just moved
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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