Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
