Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
