I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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