this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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