dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
accomplished twins. life is a go
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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