And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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