We should be called the Road Head Warriors
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It was a blind-side dick pic.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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