Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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