i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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