This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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