she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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