I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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