I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Dicks are not precious.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Randomize
