Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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