His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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