Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
