it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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