I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
me + whiskey = a bad person
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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