im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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