I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
