I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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