Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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