Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
My bed is full of blood and feathers
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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