They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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