I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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