Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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