The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Randomize
