I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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