Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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