So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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