No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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