I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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