he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
