I can't breathe out the right side of my face
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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