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Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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