Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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