i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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