im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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