I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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