Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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