I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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