She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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