I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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