i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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