if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
