i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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